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DexterCrash

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
  • Mar 6
  • United States
  • Deviant for 19 years
  • She / Her
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Favourite Visual Artist
Banksy
Favourite Games
Magic the Gathering
Favourite Gaming Platform
snes, ps3
Other Interests
hobos
...feels good to be back. ...feels sad to leave a miscommunication untended to for three years. Hormones blow.
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You are still da bes.

I just checked my deviant art after 10 years of inactivity.  Holy shit there were some embarrassing things on here...

Had to clean that up real quick.

I wonder if you will ever find this.  I expect not.
*a rather loud and long fart sound*

....Pardon me.
Thanks for the fav. on my piece "Best of Friends Color"! It is greatly appreciated.
There once was a wench, or a rather wicked stench, that lingered around a pretty shitty house. The cats that lived there were not pleased, not even by the abundancy of mice they recieved.

Great Hornsby m'yowed at St. Francis, "won't you come purr with me awhile. Perhaps we can conjure up a way to rid ourselves of this old hag, so we can finally be the cats we've always dreamed."

St. Francis was delighted by the thought of it all... Feline Freedom was at the front door. All they had to do was kill the old wench and rid the house of that lingering stench. But how does a cat or a kitty move a bench? How does a kitty cat really kill an old wench? Vexed... he sat eventually becomming a nap.

When he awoke it was old Hornsby that spoke. "St. Francis ol' chap. The wench is dead.... seems she's departed due to a cat attack. ME-OW, Sir!!" Indeed thought Francis... meow indeed.

Thanks to this great act achieved by the cats, within several long weeks the triumphent cats were all dead to.... because without the old wench... they had no food.
Gg Allin rules!
Thanks for the fav!
i will always miss you <3